Smokey is the smoking-type member of the bird patrol. Because of his smoking, he's in the weakest condition of all the bird patrol members. If he doesn't have a cigar in his mouth, his voice is very raspy. If he does have a cigar in his mouth, his voice is slightly higher pitched. His weapons are a gray laser revolver and a switchblade with a gray hilt (although he hardly uses either). He also used a gray 1940's style laser Tommy Gun for a while. He is the second member of the bird patrol to die. He died when he lost control of his laughter and tried to pull his spirit back into his cast to no avail.